Live · Chandler · Est. 2026

That pile in the side yard? Yeah. I'll handle it.

Dog poop, weeds, patios, garages, small junk. Text me a picture — I'll quote you a real price in ten minutes (usually less). Show up, clean it, send you before/after photos. No contract. No app. Just get the gross stuff gone.

Before/after photos every visit Bryan answers his own phone — same Bryan every time Live portal · chat your crew · weekly Stripe auto-billing
How it works

Four steps. Then you never have to think about it.

You text a picture or fill the form. We quote, schedule, clean, send before/after photos. Your private portal handles everything else — re-scheduling, payment, chatting with your crew — without giving up your phone number.

1

Text or book online

Snap a pic of what you need cleaned, or fill out the 60-second form. Real-time confirmation.

~10 min reply
2

Real quote, no haggling

Flat number or tight range from a person — not a "call for a quote" runaround. Lock in your slot in one tap.

Stripe-secured
3

We show up & clean

Crew arrives in the agreed window, takes before/after photos, secures the gate, leaves no trace.

Photo-verified
4

Photos hit your portal

Before/after photos + receipt land in your portal. Pause, message your crew, or refer a neighbor — all in one place.

$10 referral credit
Built different

The cleanup is the easy part. The seamless part is everything else.

Most local cleanup goes: text, hope they come, find a check, hope they don't ghost. We built the seamless system underneath so you never have to think about any of that.

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Chat your crew per visit

"Gate's unlocked." "New puppy this week." "Please skip Friday." All from your portal — no phone number, no email shared either way. Your crew sees your message. You see theirs. That's it.

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Before/after photos every time

You don't have to wonder if we came. Every visit lands in your portal with both photos, time stamp, and notes. Skeptical spouse? Open the app, show them.

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Weekly auto-billing via Stripe

No checks. No "did you Venmo me yet?" Your card runs once a week through Stripe (the same one Amazon uses). Cancel or pause anytime from your portal — one tap.

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Founder pricing locked for life

First 25 customers lock in $25/wk forever. Even when standard goes to $30 later. Your portal shows your Founder # so it's right there in writing.

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Refer a neighbor → earn 1 week of cleanups free

Every Chandler neighbor who signs up with your code gets $5 off their first paid week. You get 1 week of cleanups free, auto-applied to your next bill. Stackable. No limit. Hit 3 referrals → +1 bonus week.

Pre-launch waitlist? Each referral also bumps you up 5 spots.

Get started →
Your customer portal

Everything about your service. One screen.

The minute you sign up, you get a private portal. No app store download — it works in your browser on any phone.

  • See your next visit, your past visits, all photos in one place
  • Pause for a week or cancel — one tap, no phone call
  • Founder badge + your locked-in rate front and center
  • Refer a neighbor → $10 credit auto-applied
Per-visit chat — private by design

Message your crew. Without sharing your number.

Every visit gets its own private chat thread inside your portal. Gate code, weird hours, new puppy, please-skip-this-week — say it once, your crew sees it on their phone before they arrive.

  • No phone numbers shared either way
  • No emails shared
  • Crew sees your first name only — never your address shared sideways
  • Bryan stays looped in on the support thread, always
Photo proof, every visit

You never wonder, "did they actually come?"

Every visit ends with both photos uploaded to your portal — corner-of-the-yard before, sparkling-clean after. Time-stamped, archived forever. Show your spouse, your HOA, or just smile at it.

  • Before + after every visit, no exceptions
  • Stored in your portal forever — search any date
  • Crew can't mark a visit complete without uploading
Get a quote & lock in founder pricing →

No credit card to get a quote. No contract. Pause anytime in your portal.

Bryan Leonard, owner of Ah Crap Cleanup Co.
The founder

Meet Bryan — the guy who shows up.

Hi. I'm Bryan Leonard. I started Ah Crap because half my neighbors in Chandler were paying full landscaping crews $200 to remove one weed pile — or paying nothing and getting HOA letters. There's a gap. I'm the gap.
Dog poop, weeds, patios, garages, small junk — the stuff that piles up because nobody wants to do it, and the big crews don't want to bother with it. I do it. I quote by photo so there's no haggling. I send you before/after pics so there's no "did he actually come?"
  • I answer my own phone. Text or call (480) 256-9684.
  • Real prices on the menu below. No "call for a quote" runaround.
  • No hazards, no roofs, no heavy appliances, no dog-loose-in-yard work.
  • If I can't take a job, I'll tell you who can.
— BryanOwner · Ah Crap Cleanup Co., Chandler AZ
What we do

Six ugly chores. One number to text.

Most jobs done same week. Pet waste routes start at $25/wk. Heavy stuff quoted by photo first so there's no surprise.

Patio / balcony reset

Sweep, cobwebs, trash bag, furniture wipe-down. Apartments welcome.

"Haven't sat out there in 4 months."
$25standard · heavier mess quoted by photo

HOA weed quick-hit

Visible front-yard weed pull, bagged. Gets you off the HOA list.

"Got the second warning this morning."
$25standard · large yards quoted by photo

Garage box breakdown

Boxes flattened, sweep, bag trash, group items, stage junk.

"Can't park in there anymore."
$80+full reset $150+ — non-standard, quoted

Small junk cleanup

Bags, cardboard, small furniture. Quoted by photo + disposal at cost.

"Tenant left a pile by the alley."
$60+non-standard — send a pic

Move-out rescue

Patio, garage, fridge wipe, trash bag, junk staging. Landlords + realtors welcome.

"Showing Saturday. They left it… not great."
$150+$200-$300 for heavy turnovers
How it works

Four steps. No app. No account.

1

Send a pic

Text the photo to (480) 256-9684 or use the online form. Wider shots beat close-ups.

2

Get a real price

I quote a flat number or a tight range — usually inside 10 min during business hours.

3

I show up

I confirm the window, secure pets are inside, work the checklist, close gates how I found them.

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Proof + pay

Before/after pics + a pay link. Want it weekly? I'll lock your route day.

Real prices

No "call for a quote" runaround.

Starting prices below. Final number depends on what the photo shows — I'll always confirm before starting.

The Chandler Weekly Route

Honestly — most pet-waste customers don't want to think about it. They want it to just disappear every week. That's the route.

  • Same day every week — pick Monday, Wednesday, or Saturday
  • Gate photo proof every visit (so you know I came)
  • Pause anytime with 24h notice — no contract
  • Refer a neighbor → $10 off your next visit
  • Big yards / 3+ dogs / heavy buildup may run $35-$45/wk
$25/wk
Standard route · 1-2 dogs · dense neighborhoods
  • $45 first cleanup if neglected 2+ weeks
  • Skip weeks free (24h notice)
  • Founding 25: lock $25/wk forever
  • Holiday weeks: text me, we'll work it out
Get on the route →
Service area

Chandler first. East Valley as the route fills in.

I'm launching in Chandler and clustering routes by neighborhood — whichever areas fill up first get served first. Below are the Chandler / South East Valley neighborhoods I'm taking signups from now.

Taking signups · ZIPs 85224, 85225, 85226, 85248, 85249, 85286

Ocotillo
Fulton Ranch
Sun Lakes
Sun Groves
Pecos Ranch
Cooper Commons
Andersen Springs
Riggs Ranch
Ahwatukee
Gilbert
Tempe SE
Queen Creek
Dashed = will open once the route clusters there. Outside this map? Text me — I'll be straight about whether I can take it now or after I expand.
Brand new — straight talk

No reviews yet. That's why founder pricing exists.

I just launched. Instead of fake testimonials, here's the deal: the first 25 Chandler customers lock in $25/cleanup for life, and if you're not happy with your first job, you owe me nothing. Real Google reviews show up here as they come in.

Your first job is your trial.
If the work isn't right, you pay nothing. I'd rather miss the dollar than mislead you.
Every job, before/after photos.
You see exactly what was done — sent to your phone the same hour I finish.
Prices in writing before I start.
Quote by photo, confirmed before arrival. If on-site scope grows, I text you a new number before charging a dollar more.
Questions

The stuff people text me first.

How fast can you actually come?
Most weekdays I have same-day openings, especially before noon. If I can't fit you in today I'll tell you the next two real windows. Move-out and HOA panic jobs jump the line.
How do I get a real price?
Text a picture to (480) 256-9684 or use the online form. I quote a flat number or a tight range, usually inside 10 min. If on arrival it's heavier than the photo showed, I confirm a new number before I start — never a surprise charge.
What about the Arizona summer?
Real talk — when it hits 110°+, I shift to early-morning starts (5a–10a) and indoor/shaded jobs in the afternoon. Pet waste routes stay on schedule. Heavy outdoor cleanups get rescheduled to the cool hours so I don't pass out in your yard.
What do I need to do before you show up?
Pet jobs: dogs inside, gate access confirmed. Patios/garages: move anything you don't want touched out of the work zone. That's it — I bring bags, gloves, tools, and disposal.
Pay before or after?
Small jobs ($150 or under): pay after, via Stripe link sent with your completion photos. Bigger jobs: small deposit locks the window, balance due on completion.
What won't you take?
No hazardous waste, chemicals, needles, dead animals, human waste, big appliances, roof work, ladders over 6 ft, or anything requiring a contractor license. If a dog isn't secured, I won't enter the yard. If I can't take it, I'll tell you a Chandler outfit that can.
Do you do recurring?
Yes — weekly pet waste routes are most of what I do. Monthly patio checks too. No contract. Pause anytime with 24h notice.
Insured? LLC? Tax stuff?
Building toward general liability before I scale crews. Owner-operated and adult-only until then, with a strict no-hazards policy. Receipts via Stripe — ask if you need one for a property manager or HOA reimbursement.
Realtor / landlord / property manager?
Yes — text a list of properties or a one-off photo. Move-out rescues, patio resets, weed cleanups, trash bagging are all standard work. If you're sending a steady volume of jobs, text me and we'll work out a portfolio rate together — I'd rather agree on numbers up front than surprise either of us.
How'd you come up with the name?
First thing people say when they realize their yard has been ignored for 3 weeks. Figured I'd just lean into it.

Stop looking at it. Send a pic.

Pet waste, weeds, patios, boxes, small junk, move-outs. Quote in 10 minutes during business hours. Mon–Sat · 7a–7p (summer hours: 5a–noon + 4p–7p).

📸 Text Bryan